I am in a need for some really good UT jokes. I have been a sooner fan since I was born and have had season tickets for 8 years. My husband and I have been married for almost 14 years. The reason any of this sh** is important is because my brother in laws have married sisters who are the biggest most annoying Texass fans EVER! I rank them right along with OSU fans. They don't know how to win with any class whatsoever. I explained to them that when you expect to win - it hurts to lose; however, when you are not used to winning you can't handle it with class. I just received an email from one of them with OU jokes in it. (quite lame I might add) SO, I need your best jokes - the crueler the better!