Mother ****er is my favorite
With the boards slowing down this time of year, I figured I'd start a new topic. I was wondering what are some of the funniest things you've heard yelled at a ref.
Couple I've heard:
Ref needs to get a wife so he'll stop screwing us.
Kick your seeing eye dog, he just lied to you.
If you got one more eye you'd be labeled as a cyclops.
There are a bunch more I just wanted to see what yall think. I try not to cuss the refs out though, cause during the basketball games we always have 2 little kids that sweep the floor stand right in front of me on the floor, so I try and not cuss in front of them.
Mother ****er is my favorite
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Ahahahaha...I like it!
Houston Rocket Yao Ming couldn't speak a word of English when he came to the NBA. After 2-3 years in the league and in U.S. he took English lessons and got to where he could speak English pretty good.
During a game, he was charged with a technical foul. He told the ref, "I spent a lot of money on these English lessons and I'm gonna get my money's worth!"
"Get off your knees ref! You're blowing the game!"
I abide by the Bro-Code
Why dont you bend over and use your good eye!!!
Did it hurt? When you pulled that call out of your ***!
Got be ejected from a game vs Edmond Santa Fe 4 years ago.
This one is a classic
Nothing beats Billy Tubbs, "Please, please don't throw stuff on the floor, no matter how bad the officiating is!"
Shake your head. Your eyes are stuck
-- TheGOAT on Shaggy BevoWe have **** the bed, rolled around in it, gotten up, slipped and fallen and re**** the bed.
Your So bad that the Pac 10 won't even hire ya.
The proctologist just called , he'll be here to pull your head out of your *** in the 2nd half.
My kids rock the flock!
my favorite sports insult wasn't to the ref to an opposing player. There's a famous incident between australia and england in cricket (yes cricket). The australian bowler keeps throwing to the somewhat overweight english batsman and can't get him out. The english batsman keeps scoring and scoring. The following exchange ensued.
Bowler to batsman: Why are you so fat?
Batsman to bowler: Because everytime I screw your wife she gives me a cookie
Ref's don't like to be insulted...
As part of a school group that shall go nameless, we were telling the refs that they sucked at a football game. A student leader exclaimed in screechy voice that we do not say "sucks" while in uniform. So, we proceeded to chant "Hey ref you! Hey ref you!"
Yeah, that student leader only lasted one season
"C'mon ref, you're missing a good game."
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