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    Funny ref insults

    With the boards slowing down this time of year, I figured I'd start a new topic. I was wondering what are some of the funniest things you've heard yelled at a ref.

    Couple I've heard:

    Ref needs to get a wife so he'll stop screwing us.
    Kick your seeing eye dog, he just lied to you.
    If you got one more eye you'd be labeled as a cyclops.

    There are a bunch more I just wanted to see what yall think. I try not to cuss the refs out though, cause during the basketball games we always have 2 little kids that sweep the floor stand right in front of me on the floor, so I try and not cuss in front of them.

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    Re: Funny ref insults

    Mother ****er is my favorite
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    Re: Funny ref insults

    Quote Originally Posted by CrimsonRez View Post
    Mother ****er is my favorite
    You can never go wrong with that one

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    Re: Funny ref insults

    "Where'd you go to school? Stoolwater?"
    "I'm going to request that you stop posting in this thread." - circa 2008
    "Why does there have to be so much immature stuff on here?" - circa 2010

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    Re: Funny ref insults

    "Who do ya think you are? Gordon Riese?!"
    Ahahahaha...I like it!

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    Re: Funny ref insults

    Houston Rocket Yao Ming couldn't speak a word of English when he came to the NBA. After 2-3 years in the league and in U.S. he took English lessons and got to where he could speak English pretty good.

    During a game, he was charged with a technical foul. He told the ref, "I spent a lot of money on these English lessons and I'm gonna get my money's worth!"

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    Re: Funny ref insults

    "Get off your knees ref! You're blowing the game!"
    I abide by the Bro-Code

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    Re: Funny ref insults

    Why dont you bend over and use your good eye!!!

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    Re: Funny ref insults

    Did it hurt? When you pulled that call out of your ***!

    Got be ejected from a game vs Edmond Santa Fe 4 years ago.

    **** YOU!
    Like my old grand daddy used to say, "The less a man makes declarative statements, the less apt he is to look foolish in retrospect."


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    Re: Funny ref insults

    This one is a classic

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    Re: Funny ref insults

    Nothing beats Billy Tubbs, "Please, please don't throw stuff on the floor, no matter how bad the officiating is!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by bent rider View Post
    Nothing beats Billy Tubbs, "Please, please don't throw stuff on the floor, no matter how bad the officiating is!"
    That was classic. Didn't he get t'd up by the ref after that?
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    Re: Funny ref insults

    Shake your head. Your eyes are stuck
    We have **** the bed, rolled around in it, gotten up, slipped and fallen and re**** the bed.
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    Your So bad that the Pac 10 won't even hire ya.

    The proctologist just called , he'll be here to pull your head out of your *** in the 2nd half.
    My kids rock the flock!

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    Re: Funny ref insults

    my favorite sports insult wasn't to the ref to an opposing player. There's a famous incident between australia and england in cricket (yes cricket). The australian bowler keeps throwing to the somewhat overweight english batsman and can't get him out. The english batsman keeps scoring and scoring. The following exchange ensued.

    Bowler to batsman: Why are you so fat?
    Batsman to bowler: Because everytime I screw your wife she gives me a cookie

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    Re: Funny ref insults

    Ref's don't like to be insulted...


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    Re: Funny ref insults

    As part of a school group that shall go nameless, we were telling the refs that they sucked at a football game. A student leader exclaimed in screechy voice that we do not say "sucks" while in uniform. So, we proceeded to chant "Hey ref you! Hey ref you!"

    Yeah, that student leader only lasted one season
    **** basketball, we have a Sugar Bowl trophy
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    Re: Funny ref insults

    Quote Originally Posted by bent rider View Post
    Nothing beats Billy Tubbs, "Please, please don't throw stuff on the floor, no matter how bad the officiating is!"
    Terrible audio on this, but the crowd roars in approval.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YglrzDO2etA

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    "C'mon ref, you're missing a good game."
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrimsonRez View Post
    Mother ****er is my favorite

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